I did not know that my uterus belonged to the Republicans

...I don't even know if I have a uterus. Jane and Pat had me "fixed" when was a pup and I am not sure what they did to my uterus. At any rate I have been listening to the news and all the brouhaha over birth control, womens' rights, and something transvaginal. Huh? I thought that was an airline too. All of this talk is about to drive Jane up the wall and across the ceiling. She keeps screaming "it's 2012 for God's sake"! I think this is more important than Murray State being ranked so high in the polls.